And came upon my old Hello Kitty diary from when I was 8...wow...what an.....opinionated mind I had on me as a kid! Example:

April 24, 2007:
Dear Diary,

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I was sitting in computer class at collage when a group of students started sniggering to themselves. There were four of them. The larger two lacked chins and hair held flat to their heads by grease, one was a built like a wall, road a Harley-Davidson and had the same name as a famous whisky brand, and the third, the smallest of the lot and who played lead guitar in a band, currently had his head in his hands. On the monitor in front of him was a desktop background of six ponies and a small

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If you actually release it this time, Sony... And if it's as good as it was supposed to be all those years ago...
All will be forgiven...

If you pull this back into development hell... I don't know what I will say... But I will say it... And it will probably horribly offend everybody who hears it.

BEHOLD, MY ORIGIN STORY!

featuring...

• "Potato Zoey", an absolute menace to society packaged up in the body of a middle schooler
• Some kid literally nicknamed "Stupid"
• Script formatting!
• Three separate attempts across two years
• Evil-ish laughter!

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